Matt Marquart

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Mr. Marquart comes from the town of Beverly, MA. He loves being a "weird man", and hopes to be a professional weird man some day, after he gave up his dream of being an astronaut claiming "I didn't know that I was that far gone". He is 22 years young, and still going strong. He has been playing live music since his high school days, and has always loved LIVE music. He loves playing rocks, paper, scissors for important decisions, but has a bad record of losing under pressure.  Mr. Marquart is a man of many talents. He can ride a two wheeled bike, chug three twisted teas right in a row, and has an amazing threshold for weirdness.

Henry Hatch

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Henry is 21 years old. He currently lives in Colorado Springs with his two best friends. He grew up in Massachusetts in the small town of Ipswich, which is about an hour north of Boston. As a child Henry enjoyed summers building robots, which is how he came to using synthesizers. He plays guitar...he likes guitar..yes he does...yes he does. When not playing synthesizers and drum machines in Cunnilingus, he spends most of his free time thinking. He also plays meat guitar in his other band Hairy Gulch and the Sneaky Fuckers. He will be getting calf implants by the end of the next fiscal year. Don't ask Henry about his childhood-ever.