12/10/10- Cunnilingus @ LA'AU'S 

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Cunnilingus goes on at 10PM. Jackie Treehorn and the Logjammers go on at 9PM!

Tacos and beer and and and...

THE YEAR OF THE ROBOT- PRE RELEASE ALBUM DOWNLOAD

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"The Year of the Robot" will not be released until later this month, but why wait until then to hear it when you can download it all online?! If you want to download the album, just click here, and press buy now. We have decided to allow you, the listener, to name your price (yes, you can name $0.00!) So please, do not hesitate whatsoever to download this epic masterpiece! We will be announcing our CD release party soon so stay tuned and turn it up, bitch.

THE FIRST OFFICIAL CUNNILINGUS TEEN NIGHT DANCE!

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That's right! Remember all of those great dances you had when you were in middle school? Remember how much fun you had? Remember how sad that one pregnant girl looked? Well get ready to experience all of that and much more at The Cunnilingus Teen Night Dance Extravaganza! With the first set featuring only the hits you would have heard at your most favorite teen events LOL. 
               Where: The Carriage House, Colorado Springs
               When: Saturday November 13th @ 10:00 P.M.
               What to bring: Kewl costumes, glowsticks, and vodka in water bottles!
               What to expect: Strobe lights, public indecency, and Cunnilingus.
               What not to expect: Parents, teachers,  and kids who can't get rides cause Mom's a nurse and Dad lost his license last month.    

Back to Business

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We will be in our homemade studio starting Thursday and we hope to have the recording of our new album, "The Year of the Robot", finished by Sunday. Tireless efforts will be made and lots of sandwiches will be consumed- we are certain. We are so excited to be finished and we just know you'll love it! Until then, check out our audio page to download two of the tracks before they are officially released. Also, contact us via our e-mail (cunnilingusband@yahoo.com) if you would like to have us perform at your birthday party, wedding, funeral, or bris. L'h eim!

TGIF,MTHRFCKR

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This Friday,10:00 P.M., please come to our party hosted by the gentlemen at 922 Weber St. in your backyard, the Colorado Springs. There will be LIVE MUSIC, DANCING, AND EXCHANGES OF MERRIMENT.  We hope you will come to this grand occasion and we hope you will bring your silly hats as there will be no fun police on site to hand out citations or harass festivarians. Come one, come all, to our Cunnilingus Ball!

The Cunnilingus Trio

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Cunnilingus is excited announce that we have added a third member to the crew, Mr. Ben Felson! He will be joining us as our drummer and sample/beat scientist. We have been practicing with Ben and expect to play a show very soon, our first show with 100% live drums!! See you soon on the dance floor.

NEW ALBUM...SOON?

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No we don't have the album art quite yet! No we don't have it all ready for you! And yes, we still listen to Limp Bizkit! But seriously folks, its cumming and its cumming fast so watch out. We have kept setting things back because there has been so much to do in the past few months. Just hold on a little longer and think about how nice it will be when we stop making news posts about our upcoming album.